dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
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I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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