I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
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You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
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I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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