you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
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it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
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So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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