She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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