Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
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You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
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I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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