i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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