So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
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Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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