It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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