I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
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She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
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You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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