Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
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Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
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HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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