I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
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was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
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I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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