So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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