I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
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Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
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If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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