I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
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This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
You can't just leave with hair like that
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We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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