that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
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Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
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Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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