I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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