do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Two words: blizzard sex
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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