i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
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literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
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why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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