come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Randomize
