She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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