I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Are we still banned from the library?
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
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