There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
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That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
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I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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