ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
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