You can't motorboat a personality
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
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Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
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My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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