ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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