and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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