You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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