So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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