Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
only you would photoshop your dick
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
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Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
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I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Never let your siblings swipe right.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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