Kiss
Puke
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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