Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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