He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
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i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
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I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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