2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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