Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
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reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
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Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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