i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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