We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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