Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
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how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
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There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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