Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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