then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.