Pappa wants mamma naked
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.