does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
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I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
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She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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