I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
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what are you doing with your life
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
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We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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