i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
you made out with another girl for some wings
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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