I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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