does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
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So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
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Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
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