I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
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is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
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Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
this hospital has no fireball
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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