real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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