areolas are like halos for boobs.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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