I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
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Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
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I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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