You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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