Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
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My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
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I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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