3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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