I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
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One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
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If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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