i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
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I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
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I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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