chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
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I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
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i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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